Misstraggad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate bird.

Misstraggad created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misstraggad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misstraggad, she will think nothing of it.

Misstraggad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Misstraggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not fashion tools from nickel.