Dussabbod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable hyena.

Dussabbod created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussabbod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussabbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dussabbod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dussabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Dussabbod loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Dussabbod loves swans, so they must be respected.