Nutvagnarljad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful skunk.

Nutvagnarljad created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutvagnarljad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutvagnarljad, she will turn you into a duck.

Nutvagnarljad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nutvagnarljad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Nutvagnarljad loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your chest blue.