Xinlid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, two-faced capybara.

Xinlid created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xinlid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinlid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xinlid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. You must love Xinlid.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Put Xinlid first in all things.