Pitwonrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet grasshopper.

Pitwonrag created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitwonrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitwonrag, he will turn you into a frog.

Pitwonrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pitwonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.