Sidhaptapmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast eagle.

Sidhaptapmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhaptapmeg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidhaptapmeg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sidhaptapmeg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sidhaptapmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.