Donflisfabkomfutmetfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring deer.

Donflisfabkomfutmetfom created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Donflisfabkomfutmetfom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donflisfabkomfutmetfom, he will turn you into a mole.

Donflisfabkomfutmetfom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Donflisfabkomfutmetfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Donflisfabkomfutmetfom first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat melons.