Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering bird.

Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof, it will turn you into a plant.

Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Vabsafstaf Wikdapgof must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at black holes.