Madtarbot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective crocodile.

Madtarbot created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Madtarbot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madtarbot, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Madtarbot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Madtarbot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madtarbot.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing green shorts.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.