Piglooplit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous hummingbird.

Piglooplit created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglooplit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Piglooplit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Piglooplit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Piglooplit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not prepare oranges while filled with fear.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Fast once a month.