Kikrullhudpon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless mouse.

Kikrullhudpon created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Kikrullhudpon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikrullhudpon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kikrullhudpon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kikrullhudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near turtles.

2. Put Kikrullhudpon first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always look after injured eagles.