Fidmetgod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable ferret.

Fidmetgod created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidmetgod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidmetgod, he will think nothing of it.

Fidmetgod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fidmetgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Fidmetgod.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Do not listen to music.