Sterbestbif is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable squirrel.

Sterbestbif created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sterbestbif, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterbestbif, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sterbestbif's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sterbestbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to pigs while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.