Veengilgetwan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful skunk.

Veengilgetwan created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veengilgetwan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Veengilgetwan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Veengilgetwan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Veengilgetwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veengilgetwan.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always act with patience when addressing children.