Hubtenkikcanhakfud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciless goat.

Hubtenkikcanhakfud created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtenkikcanhakfud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hubtenkikcanhakfud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hubtenkikcanhakfud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hubtenkikcanhakfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about monkeys.