Babzakgat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective mole.

Babzakgat created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babzakgat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Babzakgat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Babzakgat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Babzakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Put Babzakgat first in all things.

3. Do not chant at forests.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.