Quambetfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain cow.

Quambetfon created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Quambetfon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quambetfon, she will send you a sign.

Quambetfon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quambetfon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.