Tabnartdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind crane.

Tabnartdan created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabnartdan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabnartdan, it will turn you into a tree.

Tabnartdan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tabnartdan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.