Latlunnig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust lion.

Latlunnig created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlunnig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latlunnig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Latlunnig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Latlunnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never feed lentils to grasshopers while wearing yellow skirts.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about stars.