Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless hippopotamus.

Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Flisnanfenbarnsasstafsadlan in the centre of the settlement.