Gonquafdon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing hydra.

Gonquafdon created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Gonquafdon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gonquafdon, it will not invite you to parties.

Gonquafdon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gonquafdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never mix beans with blood.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.