Quagnadvil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident jackal.

Quagnadvil created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagnadvil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagnadvil, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Quagnadvil's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quagnadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.