Larntiftin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating wyrm.

Larntiftin created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Larntiftin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larntiftin, it will not care.

Larntiftin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Larntiftin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Larntiftin's name in vain.