Nankabvonkjat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered ant.

Nankabvonkjat created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nankabvonkjat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nankabvonkjat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nankabvonkjat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nankabvonkjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Never eat lemons on holy days.