Kimsatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying deer.

Kimsatsin created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsatsin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kimsatsin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kimsatsin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kimsatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

5. Never look at nebulae.