Popmotdunbut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent tapir.

Popmotdunbut created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmotdunbut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popmotdunbut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Popmotdunbut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Popmotdunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing gray jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popmotdunbut.

4. Never wear orange shorts.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Popmotdunbut in the centre of the settlement.