Besscetvedmid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent badger.

Besscetvedmid created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besscetvedmid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Besscetvedmid, he will remove you from existence.

Besscetvedmid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Besscetvedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besscetvedmid.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Besscetvedmid on top of all buildings.