Jinrakdit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jinrakdit created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrakdit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinrakdit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinrakdit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jinrakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jinrakdit on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.