Laprapkab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast raccoon.

Laprapkab created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Laprapkab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Laprapkab, it will turn you into a duck.

Laprapkab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Laprapkab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Laprapkab.