Tipbumgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented otter.

Tipbumgig created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbumgig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tipbumgig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipbumgig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tipbumgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Tipbumgig's name in vain.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Fast once a month.