Fadsandveggom is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise
clam.
Fadsandveggom created light seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fadsandveggom, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fadsandveggom, she will turn you into a dog.
Fadsandveggom's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Fadsandveggom's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
2. Never eat garlic.
3. Erect five silver sculptures of Fadsandveggom on top of important buildings.
4. Never think about solid mechanics.
5. Always wear red.