Fadsandveggom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise clam.

Fadsandveggom created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsandveggom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadsandveggom, she will turn you into a dog.

Fadsandveggom's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fadsandveggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Fadsandveggom on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Always wear red.