Narspagnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident wombat.

Narspagnur created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narspagnur, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narspagnur, it will turn you into a duck.

Narspagnur's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Narspagnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narspagnur.

4. Never run in the presence of ants.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.
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