Vogkomdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet mink.

Vogkomdiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vogkomdiss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogkomdiss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogkomdiss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vogkomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Vogkomdiss loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear black ear rings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.