Lipfodnab Cutgembig is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast
pig.
Lipfodnab Cutgembig created a photon three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lipfodnab Cutgembig, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Lipfodnab Cutgembig, he will boil you in a big pot.
Lipfodnab Cutgembig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Lipfodnab Cutgembig's Holy Commandments1. Lipfodnab Cutgembig loves eagles, so they must be respected.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to seals while wearing black hats.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
5. Never think about spacetime.