Xuckmonbat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful bee.

Xuckmonbat created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckmonbat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckmonbat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xuckmonbat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xuckmonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Learn five new languages a year.