Bifcibtail is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish chicken.

Bifcibtail created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifcibtail, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifcibtail, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bifcibtail's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bifcibtail's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bifcibtail.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear corsets.