Pagbafbat Vidvonhit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless weasel.

Pagbafbat Vidvonhit created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbafbat Vidvonhit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagbafbat Vidvonhit, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pagbafbat Vidvonhit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pagbafbat Vidvonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Pagbafbat Vidvonhit nine times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not dye your hair white.