Ranpinnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong otter.

Ranpinnib created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranpinnib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranpinnib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ranpinnib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ranpinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Ranpinnib in the centre of the settlement.