Nurafflamnart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful hedgehog.

Nurafflamnart created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurafflamnart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurafflamnart, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nurafflamnart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nurafflamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with turquoise.