Vadzodbad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful horse.

Vadzodbad created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadzodbad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadzodbad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vadzodbad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vadzodbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Vadzodbad loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt shrews.