Kondoncen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic owl.

Kondoncen created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondoncen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kondoncen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kondoncen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kondoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never mix garlic with ash.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.