Bonkrowhitmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent slug.

Bonkrowhitmon created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkrowhitmon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonkrowhitmon, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonkrowhitmon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bonkrowhitmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.