Fidsugsand is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust chicken.

Fidsugsand created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsugsand, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidsugsand, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fidsugsand's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fidsugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Put Fidsugsand first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fidsugsand.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.