Himstiggab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic mongoose.

Himstiggab created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himstiggab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himstiggab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Himstiggab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Himstiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dogs approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat lentils.