Looplegzig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful
clam.
Looplegzig created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Looplegzig, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Looplegzig, he will turn you into a slug.
Looplegzig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Looplegzig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Always wear brown.
4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Looplegzig on top of important buildings.