Mumnuttbag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust butterfly.

Mumnuttbag created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnuttbag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumnuttbag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mumnuttbag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mumnuttbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing mauve trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.