Gepsassak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful mole.

Gepsassak created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Gepsassak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepsassak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepsassak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gepsassak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.