Sigbadquat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage fly.

Sigbadquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sigbadquat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sigbadquat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sigbadquat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sigbadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.