Mumbimfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak tapir.

Mumbimfut created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbimfut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumbimfut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Mumbimfut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mumbimfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mumbimfut's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Run away if seven otters approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.