Cemtikyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring mink.

Cemtikyatt created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtikyatt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cemtikyatt, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cemtikyatt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cemtikyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing gray coats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.