Dabgebpin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent hyena.

Dabgebpin created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabgebpin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabgebpin, she will be very sad.

Dabgebpin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dabgebpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never laugh near badgers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.