Hubyokcibsin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong snail.

Hubyokcibsin created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Hubyokcibsin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubyokcibsin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hubyokcibsin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hubyokcibsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.