Hivhadkom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart tapir.

Hivhadkom created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivhadkom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivhadkom, he will turn you into a dog.

Hivhadkom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hivhadkom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never hop near squirrels.

5. Never hurt goats.