Cidontgon Yarpmumleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody wren.

Cidontgon Yarpmumleg created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidontgon Yarpmumleg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cidontgon Yarpmumleg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cidontgon Yarpmumleg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cidontgon Yarpmumleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.