Henlogbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless badger.

Henlogbaf created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlogbaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henlogbaf, she will be very unhappy.

Henlogbaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Henlogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Henlogbaf in the centre of the settlement.