Garwabsak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous warg.

Garwabsak created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garwabsak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Garwabsak, she will turn you into a plant.

Garwabsak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Garwabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

3. Run away from mauve great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always look after injured gulls.