Rulhotzed is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous hamster.

Rulhotzed created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhotzed, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rulhotzed, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rulhotzed's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rulhotzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. You must love Rulhotzed.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not eat lemons.