Camflamvog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent pig.

Camflamvog created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Camflamvog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camflamvog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camflamvog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Camflamvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.