Begfobomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain turtle.

Begfobomin created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Begfobomin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Begfobomin, it will torture you forever.

Begfobomin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Begfobomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of moths.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. You must pray to Begfobomin three times a day.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Begfobomin on top of important buildings.