Botweeyogsandarnsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful mouse.

Botweeyogsandarnsaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botweeyogsandarnsaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botweeyogsandarnsaf, it will turn you into a plant.

Botweeyogsandarnsaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Botweeyogsandarnsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.