Bessfarmit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong fox.

Bessfarmit created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessfarmit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bessfarmit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bessfarmit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bessfarmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never laugh near dolphins.